... is a robot! His name is Kiyomori.
He's shiny and armoured and coming to keeeeel you.
Note to manufacturers:
1. Kiyomori is only 5'2". Don't you think this limits his intimidation capacity somewhat? Also, his capacity to attract Da Ladies.
2. Is hara kiri offered as a built-in feature or is it optional? Is it covered in the warranty?
3. Why didn't you come up with him a couple of years earlier and friggin save us the trouble of having to watch Tom Cruise?
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